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Tom Cruise can go to Hell!

April 20, 2006

Tom Cruise can go to Hell

And I mean that with all graciousness.  He had a child this week.  I know that because the media has told me time and again.  

OK, aside from the fact that his plumbing works, why would I give a flying flip?  And who cares what he thinks about psychology, Catholicism or even giving birth?  Aside from the pity I feel for little Katie (although she chose this path), I can’t help but feel a slow, burning sense of outright annoyance that I am subjected to this lunatic’s rantings.

There is something cosmic about the fact that his child (probably a sweet little girl who is forever tied to a whacko) will share her birthday with Brooke Shield’s little girl.  Brooke, of course, worrying that she may lapse, again, into post-partum depression and whose strength in admitting such is formidable, is the one from whom I want to hear.  

Letter to Tom: you are not an entrepreneurial pimp, a fighter pilot, a racecar driver, a secret agent nor a hit man.  You only pretend to be such.  While you may be on your way to theton-freedom, you are lumped by those who discern, right up there with Pat Robertson.  

So, shut the hell up already.

  1. Dr. Crazy permalink
    April 20, 2006 5:11 pm

    What you said. Loved this post 🙂

  2. Piss Poor Prof permalink
    April 20, 2006 5:39 pm

    He is just driving me crazy…I mean, it is really starting to affect my verisimilitude about his movies. I guess I should just stick to Matt Damon action flicks.

  3. Inside the Philosophy Factory permalink
    April 21, 2006 11:33 am

    Hear, Hear!!

    I’m really tired of the freak myself. Somehow he fell into the primie Socratic intellectual violation — expounding like an expert on things that were not within his area.

    He should shout up — he doesn’t know what he does not know.

  4. Piss Poor Prof permalink
    April 21, 2006 2:24 pm

    He has become the poster boy of why it is a good idea to get an education.

    Just think how articulate Paris Hilton could be if she, like Jodi Foster, went to Yale.

    Of course, I don’t see Jodi Foster mouthing off about things she doesn’t know.

    Tom Cruise needs to go to college!!!

  5. Tabitha Grimalkin permalink
    April 22, 2006 4:25 pm

    I love this post! I am so sick of seeing headlines about this moron. You know what else is driving me nuts? This trend to lump the couple’s name together — “TomKat”?? Give me a freakin’ break!

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